From Whence He Left, We Await His Return.

The prophecy fortells of the return of the Goat. We eagerly anticipate his arrival.

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Behold, a prophet appears!

6 October, 2014 - Staticwombat | 0 Comments

Recently discovered babbling strange tongues, a goatly messenger appeared before us to bring new word of thy great Goat. Unfortunately, I am not a purveyor of such a noble and glory filled language, so we are looking for a translator. Thy great Goat himself may be the only one who knows the words of which he speaks.[www.facebook.com]

The prophet has spoken

9 September, 2014 - Staticwombat | 1 Comments

Through hard times, we have endured. Through difficult circumstances, we have proceeded. Our time of struggle may soon be over.

The great prophet, TD, brings word that the Holy Goat may soon be returning. By analysing the movements of the herds, the motions of the hooves, and the screaming of the angels, he has determined that Goat d'Arc should soon be with us, on the 12th of September, this Friday.

May we all gather here on that date to bask in his wooly Goatness and kneel before his tufty beard. Goat bless you all, little beards. Goiat bless you all.