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What is this? You made your own GROUP?

Why yes, I did. I've long thought about creating my own group, after seeing around a thousand of them, all created by different motives. If others can have bang-parties, grief-groups and fests dedicated to themselves.. Then why the heck not?

What's the meaning of this group then?
To be honest, I wanted to make a group dedicated to friends or familliar faces who I either wouldn't have on my friendlist (For whatever reasons.) and just keep them there. But this group serves as a place for people who have earned my respect and trust to a certain degree, and I plan on gathering you all in one place so that I can more easily connect to you all incase of emergency situations where I cannot write to everyone individually. You get the deal. But this group shall also have broadcasts since Steam now has begun to introduce BROADCASTS into their system, and after discovering that I can actually stream any game I want.. it hit me. I should make a group for people who may join my streams and whose friendship is very important to me!

I'm not in the group. Should I be interpreting this in a bad way?

Complex question. I'll invite you if I feel that I really like you enough, and that we have shared a bond that proves for me personally that I can trust you. So yes, this is alot about trust. If you're still eager to get an invitation, you can always talk to me about it. Maybe I'll make you an exception, maybe not.

Oh right, I would also hate to blend in any nobgoblins into this. I'll give ya a chance, but if you start causing trouble, I will most likely remove you from the group. I prioritize a good harmony over one person's feelings.

Apart from game-streaming, will there be other stuff?

Yes. I will use this group to announce certain things that are more or less important for y'all to hear. It's quite wonderful to reach out to everyone quickly instead of having individual explanations, which takes so much more time.
Maybe I'll plan cool stuff, maybe not. I'm horrible at that. Or we could just have groupsex. That's fine too. R-Right..?


So yeah, uh.. Welcome to my domain!
Behold the shape of things to come!
The time has come for the forces of AGITATION
To escape their prison
And drive the filthy casuals.. into DARKNESS
Your darkest fears will soon be realized as your savefile burns in HELL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




>Inb4 none cares about my streams
>♥♥♥♥ man I didn't ask for these feels
>;w;