Eateries

I'd like to say that this group has really made some wonderful strides in the last few weeks. English Muffins had his first win in competitive the other day and I sent him a weeks supply of Jelly because he isn't worth enough for Jam yet. Toaster one of our newest and highly esteemed players has been choosen as the player of the week. It was decided after simply playing eenie eemie miney moe and he amazingly won the game twice without being present. I was surprised he won each round consecutively. That's 10 rounds in a row. I proceded to cheer while my roommate shouted at me and called me an idoit as I finally pronounced our new champion. Toaster! I sent everyone else all email to shove jam up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as this is a common remedy for people that are severely butthurt. That is all my fellow groupies.

Get Jammed,

Huge Bagel