Allah is great

I too have an excessively large penis. Back in 2012, the Earth was threatened by an asteroid the size of Texas, which was on a direct collision course. Everybody thought the world was going to end, but fortunately for all of you, I was there to save the day. I merely unzipped my pants, revealing my Lovecraftian horror penis, and swung full force at the asteroid, destroying it instantly. I also destroyed many of our neighboring star systems in the process, but that was a sacrifice I was willing to make.

Today, I saw a pigeon land on my balcony and I absolutely lost my ♥♥♥♥. I was struck with a primal urge to assert male dominance and went out, grabbed the pigeon, took it into my bathroom, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it raw over my toilet bowl. It felt good to show the pigeon who’s boss like how people do it in prison. My ♥♥♥♥ barely fit inside his small ass, and for a moment I thought my thrusts could kill or severely injure him. He started cooing and moaning, and he came all over my toilet bowl. I finished inside him raw.

I took him back to the balcony and released him so that he could tell all his friends how I humiliated him and pounded a gaping hole in his ass prison style. I thought this would scare them away for good.


Hopefully this ♥♥♥♥♥ wont comeback with his friends.