Gabe newell's Disciple

We are the people that spreads the words from Lord Gaben himself.

The 10 Commandments of our Lord Gaben

1.I am the Lord and Savior Gaben. Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Lord Gaben in vain.
3. Thou shalt remember the Steam of Life, to keep it holy and pure.
4. Thou shalt honor thy brothers and thy sisters.
5. Thou shalt not fall to peasantry, for it is frowned upon by all who have seen the light.
6. Thou shalt not deny others from the path of light, but invite them to it and welcome them as brother and sister alike.
7. Thou shalt not pirate, for it brings hate towards the Master Race.
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother or sister.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's shrine.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Steam library, nor his Mods, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.

Keep faith in Gaben and your rewards will be bountiful. Stay strong and don't give in to the temptations of the evil consoles.
He took the console peasants and flung them in a fiery pit, for they had strayed from the righteous path.
Gaben looked upon the world and saw that man had turned wicked and it saddened his heart. Thus he spoke: "I will send a prophet to warn them, for they will perish if they do not repent." And Steam came to us.

For Lord Gaben so loved the world that he gave us steam.
Whoever believes in him shall not witness 30 fps but have eternal frames

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Lord Gaben National Song[gaben.tv]