GROUP Unturned

They were all decided, they were going to go on an odyssey to make a STEAM group to be able to find each other in this game named Unturned, they knew they would be able to do it. One of them, myself, decided to go on the STEAM page, it was 5 AM. There were voices inside my head, coming from my headphones, voices..the voices were from the Skype call, really annoying voices that told me to kill myself several times in past nights..it was Zeep's voice..his little stupid ass annoying voice..it was whispering to my ears while I was too busy making the group and dying in the game. I told him to feed me with a plane, but he didn't. Anyways, back on topic..I was decided to make a group, but making a group wasn't that easy back then, that one night which wasn't a while ago..I decided to go on this STEAM page which I had been on before several times .I was scared, I didn't know anything. I looked at my friend list, and I only saw some useless pieces of ♥♥♥♥ in there, playing stupid games or being extremely afk. I started to die of hunger and thirst in Unturned. I had no time, but there were so many letters and buttons. They were all in my language! Magically, I was able to read, my disfunctional brain started being functional for once! It gave me such a good and unexpected feeling that I had never felt before. I started to go on the many different buttons, until I saw a button. I looked at that page for 20 minutes when a wild "Create" button had appeared! I clicked it and a magical page appeared. After that, we decided to go to a chinese supermarket, and we shouted "ALLAH AKBAR!" then we blew ourselves up. All the chinese markets had been exterminated, every single one of them. These yellow ♥♥♥♥♥ would have never expected a group of idiots who play Unturned to blow up a chinese market. Those idiots, they fell for it. Suddenly...we need a picture. We were all flipping ♥♥♥♥ and we didn't know what to do. We were scared, crying and cussing at each other. I had to save the day once again, I had gotten a picture! The days passed, and we kept the picture..we were still on the create group page. We invited our friends to join, and we'll keep inviting all those useless idiots whose wish to play with us and be able to see us in the map so they can't steal our stuff and ♥♥♥♥ us up. The powers of Synxs, Sergals and Death Metal were present. This group was blessed by everything that had just been named. And we will be the worst group there is ever going to be, we'll make sure our K/D is the worst, we'll suck at everything. We will even be the worst at making a completely retarded description for our group, and if you, you sir, If you ever read this, that means you've got too much time on your hands, and you shouldn't have been reading this for the past minutes, if you did, and you probably did if you got to this part, I'll tell you something, you should go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

Suicide Sergal official by Kyootlaerr, Copyright 2014