Im with my nan and she smells good

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful creatures. Saggy and wrinkly milk filled tits. Just sensational. They really are the perfect hobnob for your hard knob. Crunchy tits. The most jaw crackling nipples. Flaking with a creamy orange discharge. Soggy toenails, foot fetish anyone? Dirty gits. Saggy and wrinkly and moist. Grey, greasy and silky hairs. Freshly grown pubes. Fresh. Super fresh. Fresher than a nan eating sweetcorn on a winters morning. Giant, crunchy, shrivled up raisin flaps. So yummy. If you try eating her out, she will most likely eat you instead. If she's a couch potato, make it so you're the hot potato on her couch ;)

The rumble of the rich tea biscuits swirling around in her boiling hot cup of milky and diabetic cup of tea. Every swirl making the house rumble, the earth quake, hurricanes to spin. Nans, they really are amazing.

Watching her go up the stairs. On that 2mph seat that moves up and down the staircase. Sometimes, i tease my nan a bit though. I fiddle with the buttons on the remote. I jolt it slightly. Just so i can see her saggy tits smack against the wall. Oh wait...♥♥♥♥...i dont...my nan...is dead.........

he gets player of the week for having lots of money

kill your dead nan for charity

...........It was a bright and sunny morning, the sounds of the birds mating, nans snoring and the grandads waving around their wrinkly raisin wangs whilst pissing the contents of their kidneys onto the white crusted rings of the toilet seat that had the remains of rich tea biscuits stuck around the sides. Timmothy woke up "oh ♥♥♥♥. i left it in", unfortunately he had left his small crusted penis inside of his nan from last nights session. "IT LOOKS LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAISIN!!!!" shouted his nan as she emerged from her sleep
They both looked at each other in horror. "♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT BLUD MAKE ME MA CHEERIOS INIT CUZ 4 BY 4 SKET RAVERS IN THEIR TOYOTA YARIS" said Timmothy's nannykins. Timmothy felt something in his mouth, it fett quite hard and sharp. He reached into his gums and pulled out a nipple. "Ahh ♥♥♥♥, there it is" said his nan as she reached over and took it off him. She screwed it back on. "♥♥♥♥ me i put that on tight" *nan gasped*
Timmothy reached over to the bedside and grabbed his buttplug. He shoved it in nice and gently as his nan helped him spread his cheeks and loob it up with vaseline. Luckily, his wang had stopped spinning and had turned into a wrinkly, shrivled up ♥♥♥♥♥ which was weighing him down. He rolled off the bed and put on his pink slippers that were covered in spaghetti hoops and mountain dew. "ITS TIME TIMMOTHY" said nan. He looked at her and winked and walked off slowly shaking his tiny builders arse. He went down the stairs, punched the fat ginger ♥♥♥♥♥ out of the way "MORNING YA FAT GINGER ♥♥♥♥!!!" and then danced into the kitchen. Timmothy prepared the rich tea biscuits and the tea for him and nannykins. "Get me a fish aswell you grape!" shouted his nan. He reached into the tank of mountain dew and pulled out one of their dead goldfish. "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" he shouted. Timmothy made his way up the stairs and gave his nan the fish, rich tea biscuits and cup of tea. Whilst consuming this, they layed in bed and watched their favourite 4 episodes on hamster xxx videos.

The fishies had been consumed, the rich tea had been wrecked and the tea had been demolished.

Suddenly, he looked over. Nannykin's nipples started to spin.....