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I get potw for staying with my nan for 2 nights

clo — Thu, 25 Aug 2016 15:29:14 +0000

Im with my nan and she smells good

Nans (BONERS ALERT)

clo — Wed, 20 Apr 2016 21:22:25 +0000

Fucking beautiful creatures. Saggy and wrinkly milk filled tits. Just sensational. They really are the perfect hobnob for your hard knob. Crunchy tits. The most jaw crackling nipples. Flaking with a creamy orange discharge. Soggy toenails, foot fetish anyone? Dirty gits. Saggy and wrinkly and moist. Grey, greasy and silky hairs. Freshly grown pubes. Fresh. Super fresh. Fresher than a nan eating sweetcorn on a winters morning. Giant, crunchy, shrivled up raisin flaps. So yummy. If you try eating her out, she will most likely eat you instead. If she's a couch potato, make it so you're the hot potato on her couch ;)

The rumble of the rich tea biscuits swirling around in her boiling hot cup of milky and diabetic cup of tea. Every swirl making the house rumble, the earth quake, hurricanes to spin. Nans, they really are amazing.

Watching her go up the stairs. On that 2mph seat that moves up and down the staircase. Sometimes, i tease my nan a bit though. I fiddle with the buttons on the remote. I jolt it slightly. Just so i can see her saggy tits smack against the wall. Oh wait...shit...i dont...my nan...is dead.........

RYTHMIC GETS PLAYER OF THE WEEK

MikeTheMLGPro — Wed, 20 Apr 2016 21:12:13 +0000

he gets player of the week for having lots of money

UNEXPECTED NAN IN SAGGY AREA

MikeTheMLGPro — Wed, 20 Apr 2016 21:04:53 +0000

kill your dead nan for charity

50 Shades Of Nan Episode 3 (18+)

clo — Thu, 17 Mar 2016 21:37:29 +0000

...........It was a bright and sunny morning, the sounds of the birds mating, nans snoring and the grandads waving around their wrinkly raisin wangs whilst pissing the contents of their kidneys onto the white crusted rings of the toilet seat that had the remains of rich tea biscuits stuck around the sides. Timmothy woke up "oh shit. i left it in", unfortunately he had left his small crusted penis inside of his nan from last nights session. "IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAISIN!!!!" shouted his nan as she emerged from her sleep
They both looked at each other in horror. "FUCKIN WHAT BLUD MAKE ME MA CHEERIOS INIT CUZ 4 BY 4 SKET RAVERS IN THEIR TOYOTA YARIS" said Timmothy's nannykins. Timmothy felt something in his mouth, it fett quite hard and sharp. He reached into his gums and pulled out a nipple. "Ahh fuck, there it is" said his nan as she reached over and took it off him. She screwed it back on. "Fuck me i put that on tight" *nan gasped*
Timmothy reached over to the bedside and grabbed his buttplug. He shoved it in nice and gently as his nan helped him spread his cheeks and loob it up with vaseline. Luckily, his wang had stopped spinning and had turned into a wrinkly, shrivled up chode which was weighing him down. He rolled off the bed and put on his pink slippers that were covered in spaghetti hoops and mountain dew. "ITS TIME TIMMOTHY" said nan. He looked at her and winked and walked off slowly shaking his tiny builders arse. He went down the stairs, punched the fat ginger pussy out of the way "MORNING YA FAT GINGER CUNT!!!" and then danced into the kitchen. Timmothy prepared the rich tea biscuits and the tea for him and nannykins. "Get me a fish aswell you grape!" shouted his nan. He reached into the tank of mountain dew and pulled out one of their dead goldfish. "CUMMING!" he shouted. Timmothy made his way up the stairs and gave his nan the fish, rich tea biscuits and cup of tea. Whilst consuming this, they layed in bed and watched their favourite 4 episodes on hamster xxx videos.

The fishies had been consumed, the rich tea had been wrecked and the tea had been demolished.

Suddenly, he looked over. Nannykin's nipples started to spin.....

50 SHADES OF NAN EP 3 IS IN PROGRESS

MikeTheMLGPro — Thu, 17 Mar 2016 21:01:48 +0000

LETSSSSS GETTTT RIGHHHHTTTTT INTO THE NEWS!. inside sorces have said that 50 shades of nan 3 is in the making. NAN ALERT NATION NOW OVER 1 SUBCRIBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCK

clo — Thu, 03 Mar 2016 19:32:19 +0000

In the 50 shades of nan i went from 2nd person to 3rd, i do apologise so much you cheeky gits.

50 Shades Of Nan Episode 2 (18+)

clo — Thu, 03 Mar 2016 19:29:01 +0000

(18+) like i said previously, if you are under 18, fuck off.

....she rubs them gently on your face. You shout "aaahhh yes nannykins you dirty fucking brussel sprout!!!!" You pull her in closer, you slip your fingers up her back passage and she screams "OOOHHH TIMMOTHY YOU FUCKING BUGGER!!!!!!", it gets you so erect. His knob starts spinning and her flaps start clapping. So much air is being produced. He almost feels..as if... he's going to take off. Round and round, his knob spinning 360 at the speed of light. They start to hover off the bed then they slam into the ceiling. "OOOOHHH THAT HURT IN A GOOD WAY YOU SOGGY TITTED BASTARD!!!"
Up and down they go, destroying each others genitals and fingering each others brown crusted anuses. "IM GONNA BLOW!!!!!!" says the nan. They grab the tea and rich tea biscuits and begin to drink them and eat them whilst going at it super hard. The nan pours the tea down her grandsons body as he screams in pleasurable pain. Nothing is stopping them now. Nan quickly jumps down, her flaps still clapping as she hovers accross the landing and down the stairs. She grabs the kettle and tea bags. Runs back up. And mounts him. They carry on and she start shoving the tea bags in his mouth whilst pouring the boiling water all over his face. His face starts to peel off but he loves it and grabs the vaseline and cheese grater to sort out that dirty fucking problem. "IM GONNA BLOW IM GONNA BLOW!!!!" Tea goes flying everywhere and as they both reach the breaking biscuit point tea sprays everywhere. "That was so good you old rusty raisin" says Timmothy. "I know you cheeky newspaper licking willy" says Timmothy. All the nans and neighbours had been woken in the streets of "fuckyournansideways" but it was..for a good fucking reason...mmmmmmmmmmmm........

50 Shades Of Nan Episode 2 Now Being Done!!!!

clo — Thu, 03 Mar 2016 19:10:26 +0000

:D get ur biscuits ready

50 Shades Of Nan (18+)

clo — Thu, 03 Mar 2016 19:04:52 +0000

(+18) If you are under age then please read no further of this sensual paragraph.

It was a cold and misty evening in the streets of "fuckyournansideways" the wind making your bedroom windows flap around. You are in bed, listening to some music in one ear whilst watching your favourite episode on Hamster XXX videos on your TV. You hear her call your name "Timmothy!", you reply sensually "Yes nannykins".. "Its time Timmothy!.." she says sensually and deeply. You reply "Fuck yes my old mushy grape".. You hear the kettle start to boil and the packaging start to rumble, then softly, gently, slowly, you hear the spoon spinning in the mug. Her subtle and gentle footsteps as she makes her way up the stairs give you an erection. She slowly opens your door and looks you dead in the eyes whilst her nipples are so erect that your TV smashes into smitherines. "Oooh you dirty biscuit" she says. She walks over to you and climbs on the bed. Her boobs drop off because she forgot to put on her "Non sag bra". It instantly turns you on. "OHHH NANNY YOU DIRTY OLD TURNIP!!!!!!!!" She grabs you and pins you against the wall. She flops out her giant flaps and..... to be continued......