The word of glorious GabeN

In the beginning, the Lord surveyed the land and saw it wanting. seeing this, he sought to give change unto us. He gazed upon the Black Mesa, and saw promise. Knowing it was He who would bring about revolution among the Gamers, he began to look inward for enlightenment. After sitting for 30 days and 30 nights, under the great Circuit Tree, he found peace. The Great Valve had been opened, and it was good. He began to weep, now understanding the beauty he would bring forth. From his right eye, the Tear of nVidia. From his left, the Radeon Tear. As they fell into his open hands, he brought them together to form the Steam of Life. From this Steam was born the Master Race. He knew they would need a home, and in seven days, they would have one. From His fingers, came the community. From His lips, courage was spread through the land.