Ak'Akir the Wind Lord

I sexually Identify as Al'Akir the Windlord. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the lands of Skywall dropping hot air blasts on disgusting insects. People say to me that a person being Al'Akir is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install thunder storms and tornados on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Al'Akir" and respect my right to command winds and swat insects. If you can't accept me you're a elementaphobe and need to check your legendary privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
RAG BABY