Badass's n' Freinds!

Hello, People!
We are the Brave, hansome / pretty, n' Badass crew of the S.S.Friendship-ship and we enjoy spreding freindlyness and joy into random peolpe like you! Unless you are a jerk in that case...you suck and i have no further desire to speak to you good sir / malady.
[Warning: May or may not be true...i hope it is....so yeah....]
Will you become a True badass and ride Unicorns / Narwals into battle next to a pony made of dimonds? If not that's OK i'll still like you... maybe.