National Duck Agency

Only the truest Ducks are present here.

We will discuss about how we, the ducks, will rule this world one day. If you are in the group you have been invited to join our secret discussions in Duck Language.

Rules:

Rule 1: Do not talk about the Duck Club. Traitors will be violently terminated, whatever it takes.

Rule 2: Do not show your secret Duck Identity to anyone in Public. We don't want to risk your real identity to our enemies.

Rule 3: You are our secret Duck Agent. You do whatever we tell you, for the good of all Duckness®.

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gothzilla 27 Dec, 2015 @ 2:05pm

‘Twas the night before Dickmas🌌🌠😘🍆 and all through the house, BIG ERECTIONS WERE STIRRING, BIGGER THAN A MOUSE. 😩🙌🌵🌭🌽🍆Their big SCHLONGS were hung from their groins with care😊😜🏒 In hopes MAGIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎪🌈😜 soon would be there😉😝😋 the SLUTS were nestled all snug doing HEAD👄😙😜while visions🤔💭 of RED ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy in his G-STING😉🌚, and I in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled down for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝Send this to 🔟 of your WILDEST SANTA SUCKING SLUTS🎅🙋🙆💃 Get back 🔟, and you’ll get TONS of EGG NOG NUTS this holiday season🗓🍶🍽😋 Get back 5️⃣, and you’ll be an ABOMINABLE SNOW PRUDE😩😰😷🤐 MERRY DICKMAS YOU SUGAR PLUM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍬🍭🍡

gothzilla 25 Dec, 2015 @ 9:29am

You don't have a mustache.