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Legend says... One day in Bryan's chat, Angel, KentuckyFriedSocks was in the chat. Demon RiversDelay was in the chat as well. KentuckyFriedSocks thought to himself: "Hmm, Moderator RiversDelay is here, if I spam FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ Others will do the same. But Demon, RiversDelay will time me out for 600 seconds. Is it worth it?" He did it anyway. (Bless his brave soul) KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ KentuckyFriedSocks: Bryan: Kentucky, chill it out. You're spamming our typical ♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta a little too much. Kentucky did not care. He knew it would be worth the ban. KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥
OriginalClassicC: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥
hecata_: FreakOGJonBonW
spiirit: PowerUpR
FreaKill1999: ♥♥♥♥♥
KentuckyFriedSocks: Yes! It went exactly as planned.
KentuckyFriedSocks: Now, Everyone. On the count of 3, we all spam FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ in the chat.
KentuckyFriedSocks: 3, 2, 1 GO!!!!!
KentuckyFriedSocks: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥
hecata_: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥
spiirit: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥
FreaKill1999: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥
OriginalClassicC: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥
Bryan looks down at chat, *gasp*
KENTUCKY!!1111!!! I told you to stop the ♥♥♥♥♥. Only one thing can be done now. Bryan calls in Demon himself, RiversDelay. RiversDelay: Sup Bryan? Do i needa ban sum nerds? Bryan: You sure do, you see, Kentucky, Classic, Lia, Nick and John have been spamming our ♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta way too much!!1111!! Bryan: Just scroll up, you will see. RiversDelay: *even bigger gasp* I thought better of you all. I scroll up in chat and what do I see? This is madness!!111 I've never seen a ♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta get this out of control.
Bryan: Well only one thing can be done at this point. RiversDelay: You thinkin what i'm thinkin? Bryan: Yes. RiversDelay: Time em all out for 600 seconds? Bryan: We can do it together.
Bryan: I'll take care of Classic and Kentucky. You get the rest.
RiversDelay: Let's do this.
1 Timeout 2 Timeout 3 Timeout. Soon enough, they all were timed out.
Bryan: I still can't believe they did that!!!! The chat was taken over by ♥♥♥♥♥ FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR!!!! But atleast we got those dingus balls out of here. For now....
RiversDelay: Yes, we did. Would you like me to perm ban them for the rest of the stream? That way we will see no more ♥♥♥♥♥ for the rest of the stream.
Bryan: Nah, I like those guys. They can just be real idiots when they feel like it. And the rest was lost to history. God bless kentucky. The story of INSTANTLY ♥♥♥♥♥ will be remembered for all time.

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Instantly ♥♥♥♥♥ Part Three: The Final ♥♥♥♥♥ Spam

5 November, 2019 - Daaani ! | 0 Comments

Bryan: *rubs eyes* I can't believe my eyes. Is this real? Can't be real. Oh no it is real... Wow... I have no words. GABE, I know you're in here. Time em out. Gaberu: This is art, Bryan. I just can't ban them. Bryan: ok there goes your shiny green sword dumbass

Bryan: ♥♥♥♥, gotta go get Rivers in this b3tch now.
A couple minutes later... The entire chat has been flooded with FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ at this point.
Rivers joins... Rivers don't joke around. If you do this ♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta, U Banned. The chat gets intimidated.
Bryan: They did it again Rivers... but even worse. It was nuts. There was even ♥♥♥♥♥. Not only ♥♥♥♥♥. But F ucking ♥♥♥♥♥!
RiversDelay: This is.. I have no words. You think you know these people and then boom. Classic: PANDA! QUICKLY! SPAM MORE ♥♥♥♥♥ SO BRYAN CAN'T READ THE MESSAGES! QUICK, FASTER, DAMNIT DO IT ALREADY!!!
Panda does it... Messages get deleted though. Classic: floop, this is bad Kentucky: Bryan, I can explain... Bryan: Ain't nothin getting you out of this one. Kentucky: CLASSIC STARTED IT DONT BLAME ME!!! Bryan: Kentucky, you still gave in. You spammed the everliving sh!t out of chat with ♥♥♥♥♥. And so did the others. You guys are banned... Bye. Banned. Out.
And that's it. Bryan ended stream afterwards, it was a wild ride.

Instantly ♥♥♥♥♥ Part Two

5 November, 2019 - Daaani ! | 0 Comments

We found the rest of the story hidden buried deep within a cave. Ah ♥♥♥♥♥, Here we go again. And then later that same night they all got banned, they plotted revenge. The next day on Bryan's stream, sh!t hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAN. Classic joins the chat. He immediately types in ♥♥♥♥♥ ? The rest of the chat, except for one, simply says "Yes". Bryan is focused on running a killer in dbd. He is not reading chat. Chat knows they have time. Kentucky: Guys, I mean ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm not sure if we should do this again. Remember what they did last time? They were F uckin savages! 600 Seconds! We didn't get to type in chat for the rest of the stream. That was brutal ♥♥♥♥. Classic: Kentucky, CmonBruh grow a pair baby child. zubMAD . Classic: You started it all. Let's just do this to top it all off. Kentucky: Okay fine. Kentucky: 3 gens left, Bryan is still running hatchet misser godess huntress named Umbra. We should have time. Classic: Alright, It is time, Chat. Classic: boyoWIZORD PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ FreakOGJonBonW Kentucky: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ Thealbinopanda: FreakOGJonBonW PowerUpR ♥♥♥♥♥ hecata_: FreakOGJonBonW ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ DaMagnificent7: peepoLambo ♥♥♥♥♥ peepoLambo spiirit: FreakOGJonBonW ♥♥♥♥♥ FreakOGJonBonW noxxy: ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ Bryan escapes. He ran this huntress for 5 gens. God bless. He looks over to chat.. To be continued.