Because where would the world be without ferrets.

Ferrets 2 People is a proactive group of people who have a magical connection with ferrets. People generally like to connect with such animals like dogs or cats, but not us. Ferrets are beast. They are cute, fuzzy wuzzy, and will tear off your face like a bear-badger, and spray you like a skunk if you piss it off. Ferrets are made of 10% water, 30% muscle, 5% love, 5% evil, 50% magic, and all 100% balls. Pretty much, they are the most beautiful, magical creature that was never intended.

STOP VOTEBANNING US FROM TF2, FOR REAL.

Also, we do charity drives, donating the marrow of other animals, and hiring local wizards to help with interventions when your beloved ferret has departed. We also do interventions for regular occasions, such as: Parties, Bah Mitsvahs, birthdays, and the circus. Excorcisms cost extra,

FOR REAL, GUYS, STOP VOTEBANNING US FROM TF2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FERRETS. :'(