Fentanyl is safe

It is my absolute pleasure to announce that our number 1 fent pusher, Quinton M. Shael, has come out of retirement. Jett is no longer a barrier to Quinton's fent pushing activities, meaning he is fully back in action!

Following his hiatus, the fent community saw a severe decrease in fentanyl production and shipment, causing horrible fent supply chain issues in the southwest. Although we adapted to the sudden loss of our beautiful fent commander, his return undoubtedly make waves throughout the fentanyl scene worldwide. As a reminder of QMS's fent prowess, allow me to restate his achievements....

#1 Fent pusher, United States, 2020
#17 fent pusher, Worldwide, 2022
Pushed 900 billion metric tons in the Great Fent Marble War
Largest cumulative fent user in recorded history

Now, we can add on to this list. WIth the return of Mr. Shael, he is officially the first member of the fent hall of fame to come out of retirement. Please join us in celebrating Shael's homecoming next week, November 21, at the Tundleshire City Hall. Fent and beverage will be provided