Chub N Tuck 101

The 'Chub n' Tuck' is an art that is so sacred to fashion, it is not portrayed in the media to avoid it being soiled. The Art of the Chub n' Tuck is where one carefully tucks their FUPA into their pants, traditionally to hide said FUPA. Although a bold fashion statement nowadays, done for recreational purposes, in the Stone Age, the cavemen used to Chub n' Tuck to hide their FUPA in their loincloths to seem more attractive to mates.

Step 1: You begin the Chub n' Tuck by lightly grasping your FUPA, being sure to grab as much as physically possible. Do not squeeze overly tightly, as FUPA is generally quite a gentle creature. FUPA are like dogs, some like being stroked and played with and others bite your arm off when you attempt to praise them. Be sure to research what your FUPA enjoys before trying the Chub n' Tuck, as you do not want to upset it.

Step 2: Next, you slowly pull your pants outwards, widening the waist of them. It's at this point that you allow your FUPA to decide how it wants to tuck. The chub chooses the tuck and you, as the owner of the FUPA, have to respect its judgement and have to support its decision no matter the outcome. It is not your place to sway its decision.

Step 3: f your FUPA has decided it's best to slowly slip under the waistline of your pants, then let it do so. Most FUPA are careful beings and will choose the 'Slip n' Dip' approach, however some FUPA are crazy, daredevil beings that prefer the 'Throw n' Flow' method, in which you catapult your FUPA at great speed under your waistline. This is for your FUPA to decide, not for you.