We are the Fighters of Freedom we slay our enemy whilst we don our Fedoras!

Tipping our fedoras in the name of justice, and all that is euphoric.

Required min weight is 330lbs and if there is ever a case of were we meet up its a strict BYOD (Bring your own Dew) policy.

You must be a master of insight to all that is the universe.

Say our words:

"I am a freethinker, I am an individual, there fore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you all are. I AM INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR."

By being in this group your you hence forth give up your right shave your neck. Also while typing away at your Doritos grease covered keyboard that is at your empty Dew can littered desk, you must always don the symbolic and loved battle armor that is the fedora.

When engaging yourself in a intelligent conversation you must always end any witty pun or quip with a quick "tip" of the fedora. If you have no idea how to "tip" your fedora there should be ample case studies on the internet in which your obviously intelligent mind should be able to read and comprehend.

It is now our time to leave and join in the battle against the online trolls we shall fight for our freedom whilst having our fedoras equipped to our head slots, onwards my fellow neck beards.

PS: Thursday night is Totino's Pizza Roll night, in which we also switch from the SED:MD (Standard Euphoric Drink: Mountain Dew) to SED:MDCR (Standard Euphoric Drink: Mountain Dew Code Red).