Death to all Humans who feed Cats kibble when they should be fed shrimp!

This is an Organization in Honor for the Administer's Chubby and fat cats Such as Ginger, Niya, Shadow, Rosey, Minsc, Nick, and Rascal. In order to join this Organization you must have and follow these Requirements Listed Below:
#1. Must Own one cat or more.
#2. Fat and Chubby Cat's Owners would be MORE worshipped and would be a Admin.
#3. The Leaders of the Organization are actually not Administers but actually Ginger and Niya are, so address them as a Queen or Dictator.
#4. If you own a cat make sure you feed it to be chubby.
#5. If you own a chubby cat feed it to be FAT!
#6. For both these rules (rule #4, 5) please do not make the cats be obese and end up having to amputate their cute paws.
#7. Must have a Cat religion. Everyone must worship a Cat GOD! (Like Ginger)
#8. Must pet you're cat 13,000 times a day, must comb you're Cat 17,000 times a day.
#9. When petting you're Cat you must do it softly if you're cat is older then 10, if younger than 10 then pet you're cat alittle rough so their cute little bottoms go up in the air for life off! :D
#10. MOST IMPORTANT RULE!: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, AND I F*CKING MEAN NEVER GIVE YOU'RE CATS A BATH. THATS A 100% PERMA BAN. Unless of course it is a life or death situation for the cat, if not and if it doesn't involve the cat at all then NO BATHS!
#11. Yes. If you're wondering if we call this clan a Organization then the answer is Yes. Why? I have no flippin' idea but it makes thing seem cooler :-]
#12. Oh and i forgot to mention in one of these rules that Ginger (Revolver's Cat) is the leader of the ORGANIZATION!!
Follow these requirements or rules and i know you'll love this Organization! =-)

This Organization is kinda new so we have to settle for this website that will help you look up some CATZ![www.google.com]