I love that kermit vagina

In today's top story in frog disasters. Kermit the frog was found squished to death in an apparent suicide on the I 5 freeway north. Apparently he had been suffering from post chimpanzee rape depression and decided to take his own worthless life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k Amazingly enough this thought provoking frog rape happened on camera and with witnesses laughing the whole time. Our hearts go out to Mrs. Piggy Frog and her delicious bacon behind.