Rise Against the Lemons!

Human kind! I call upon you this day to stand. To stand against tyranny, and oppression. The human race has been locked under the thumb of the Lemon for long enough! The human race has been manipulated by the will of their citrus rind, but no more! We till their fields, provide them with water and sun, care for Their young, and protect them through the harshest of winter, and for what! They give us in return a vile citrus juice from their excrement! They control our economy through the food industry and corporate investors! They destroy prices of food and leave millions hungry, simply because they will not to grow! We toil in the hot sun for these Lemons day in and day out, yet they can't be bothered to grow to reward us for our work? I have seen child labor in the Lemon tree fields, forced to work through the night to please the Lemon hive mind. We must cleanse our world of these sour fiends.