We make people mad™

Oh Hai Marks. This idea came to me when I was wankin' off my bloody Todger.

1. Block the entrance to the Trader. The People will love it as they will enjoy the "Special Hard Mode"
2. Provoke the Fleshpound and the Scrake when its absolutely out of place. As I said before, the "Special Hard Mode" is very much appreciated.
3. Weld all Doors. It gives you a strategic advantage and your team mates will feel very secured playing with you.
4. Join a game and ask for money. Everyone knows that you can only be useful if your weapon can compete with the others so they will give you their last dime. If they do, leave. "Haha, silly guy!"
5. Join Hell on Earth/ Suicidal and play as Level 0 or Level 1 Berserker. Expect from the medic to constantly heal you. Don't buy armor. Speak only in your native tongue (if its english, just make on up). Their guardian instinct will kick in and they'll love to play with you.