There is only one Edward Van Cleef, so lets hail him for blessing us with his holy presecne. Edward Van Cleef > Chuck Norris.

Hail Edward Van Cleef.
Only if Edward Van Cleef say so, shall it be hailed true and strong.
What would we be with out Edward Van Cleef, he shall guide us to a better tommorrow and greatness today.
T-Shirts & pens coming soon, with the logo showing Edward Van Cleef's 4th leg. Maybe mugs if Edward Van Cleef deems it appropriate.
Edward Van Cleef is no mear man, he is half man, half greatness and another half man.
Edward Van Cleef invented iron, then he added the y.
Edward Van Cleef invented females, then he invented mothers.
***PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT*** EDWARD VAN CLEEF IS UPON US, ALL HAIL EDWARD VAN CLEEF ***PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT OVER***
Many letters & e-mail & tweets & texts & phone calls & prayers are directed towards Edward Van Cleef, do not feel offended if he does not reply, one of the many letters went as follows: Hi Edward Van Cleef, your amazing, infact when I'm with the misses thinking of you is the only way I can get it up, THANK YOU EDWARD VAN CLEEF.
Edward Van Cleef does everything instantly, whether it's self pleasure, pleasuring of others, or cleaning the room, he gets the job done.
That's what she said - A phrase invented by none other than our royal greatness... Edward... Van... CLEEF.
The Edward, the Van & the holy cleef.
AFK a phrase invented to describe Edward Van Cleef that has been mis-interpreted through history, it's true meaning is clear to true followers & zealots of his greatness, A F*ing King.

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To alll my vine Edward Van Cleefians

24 April, 2012 - Mordkill | 1 Comments

The all might one, the supreme being whom supresses thy evil demons and spams them into thy eternal souls of them, who be damned to hell and do not heed the claims of Edward Van cleef and do not accept his rightfull place upon the eternal clouds of immortal heevans, that pride themselves upon greatness.

Do not heed into to eternal darkness, but undress into the nature of greatness, thy beauty, thy vine nocturnal light, all neverending, neverending into the blight of humanity, the blight, that hears no vacuum upon space, no vacuum, but instead, blessed upon thy sentiment that Edward Van Cleef is greatness inspired, learned by the might himself, we can achieve a bright tomorrow, today!

Jedward Van Cleef, arch nemises of Edward Van Cleef is back on the scene

9 July, 2011 - Mordkill | 1 Comments

Jedward Van Cleef (AKA ZOMbitch), brother and arch nemises of Edward Van Cleef, has come back on the scene to attack his rival and corrupt his name.

This epic tale of a great sibling rivalry between one who chose the path of greantess and the other who chose the path of corruption and evil, damned to going to live in Austrlia for eternity, UNTIL NOW!

The rivalry started before Edward Van Cleef created Adam & Eve, when there was a sandwhich, meant for holy and great hands. He stole it off of Jedward Van Cleef as he had undoubtedly believed that his hands where grotesque and corrupted of pure evil. Little did Edward Van Cleef know to his knowledge (once in a lifetime of greatness, lack of knowledge is allowed) Jedward Van Cleef washed his hands of this and was pure to his soul in his shoe, and feet stink in the precense of corruption.

Upon the banishment of Jedward Van Cleef to Australia, he had time to prepare his untimely revenge upon his betrayal upon his brother.

His revenge was truly pure evil, as he had become what he was acclaimed to be.

This was a true act of acrimaknoagel. (For those not familiar with acrimaknoagel, please ask Mordkill, the true follower of greatness and leader of appreciation fo greatness). In his act of true acrimaknoagel, he faked Edward Van Cleef's death and attempted to impersonate his royal greatness in the public chat of Shogun 2. Attempting to come under the name of ZOMbitch, pretending to be the great Edward Van Cleef, coming back from death; much like one of his many many grandsons (he was quiet a player, still to this day) Jesus.

Luckily for all civilisation and living organisms, I had sused out his blasphemy, as he had attempted to shame Edward Van Cleef's name, and sharness his greatness. But I was to great of a beliver to be fooled by this shameful act of blasphemy against greatness.

Upon his attempt of destruction upon the name of greatness, he had attempted to make greatness seem aware and fully acknowleding of the greatness of our great Edward Van Cleef. I knew Edward Van Cleef could not fall to such a low. I had discovered this facade for what it truly was, a historic tale of greatness and his sibling rivalry.

This is the story of Jedward Van Cleef and his epic historic tale of how he could have standed aside greatness in glory, but by a communication error, fell to the hells that where Austrailia.