Welcome to the Night Shift!

Greetings, "New Hire," and welcome to your favorite dead-end job! Be sure to spread the good news of this fine establishment as much as possible!

Remember that it is very important to ALWAYS save your fellow employees! We already pay out way too much in worker's comp as it is.


This is our theme song. Put it on a loop while you play Dwight for maximum pizza-delivery effectiveness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y