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1. What has more brains than a columbine student? The wall behind them.

2. Whats the difference between Paul walker and my computer? I give a ♥♥♥♥ when my computer crashes.

3. So I painted my laptop black hoping it would run faster... Now it doesnt work.

4. Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? I dont cry when I cut the hooker in to pieces.

5. How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw.

6. What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.

7. Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims, 88 stories in 7 seconds.

8. Why is it so rare for black people to like metal? They have half the amount of parents to be mad at.

9. I called a rape advice hotline the other day... turns out it's only for victims.

10. My girlfriend's dog just died, so I got her an identical one. Now she has two dead dogs.

11. My sister sat on my glasses and broke them. I suppose I it's my fault, I should have taken them off first.

12. "It's not you, it's me" ~Chinese people looking at family photos.

13. I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas. Now I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stuck taking care of a puppy.

14. Black people use hot sauce on everything because they have developed a taste for pepper spray.

15. I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me.

16. What's black and sits on top of a staircase? A paraplegic during a house fire.

17. What does pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has either.

18. What is a suicide bombers worst fear? Dying alone...

19. How does a black woman know she is pregnant? The cotton from her tampon is picked off.

20. What's the difference between cancer and Black people? Cancer got Jobs.

21. I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

22. One time I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

23. What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

24. Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

25. Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died.

26. What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A spicket fence.

27. How long does it take for a black woman to take a ♥♥♥♥? Nine months.

28. I'm not saying that that is racist, but Rosa Parks just moved to the back of her grave.