A Group For Those Who Accept Dualies Into Their Lives As Their Savior.

> I was only 12 years old
> I loved Dualies so much, I have all the skins and Stattraks
> I pray to Dualies every night, thanking them for the life I've been able to take
> "Dualies are Love" I say, "Dualies are Life"
> My teammates hear me and they call me a silver scrub
> I knew they were just jealous of my devotion for Dualies
> I call them bad
> They kick me and tell me to go play Casual
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel somethings touch me
> It's Dualies
> I am so happy
> They whisper in my ears "This is my de_dust2"
> They grab me with their powerful muzzles and put me in my chair
> I'm ready
> I launch CS:NO for Dualies
> They click on Competitive
> People scream and my ears hurt
> I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
> I purchase the dualies
> I want to please them
> They roar a mighty roar as they fill the enemy team with their hot lead
> My friends join on
> Dualies shoot them straight in the eye and says "It's all CS:OVER now"
> Dualies leave through my window
> Dualies are love, Dualies are life