Rule #1: Doug is always right.
If Doug is wrong, refer to Rule #1.


Rule #2: Every new member must swear the oath:
“I do solemnly swear to blame lag, praise Doug, and deny everything.”


Rule #3: All arguments will be settled by 1v1 in Hunt.
Winner gets ego boost.
Loser says “#YearOfTheDoug” in general chat.


Rule #4: We don’t third-party.
We arrive strategically.


Rule #5: Dougware Industries Customer Support Hours:
3:17 AM – 3:18 AM
Tickets will be ignored professionally.


Rule #6: Dougware does not cheat.
We simply experience reality earlier than others.


Rule #7: Doug is not a person. Doug is a system.