Gentlemen, I have just received mail from the eastern Donk front!
Success from the jaw of defeat! 13-2 -> 14-16 A formidable fight that will go down in Donk Brigade history!! Of course such a momentous victory is without its losses ...
I regret to break the news to the Brigade that we have lost noble warriors Midshipman miskecar 1738-2020 (one could certainly say he was out of his waters!) and Cadet copACABana 2004-2020 RIP Noblemen.

I must additionally commend our terrorism infiltration team who successfully neutralised a terrorist campaign in a mere 4 Great British Minutes!!

Finally, as with every Donk Brigade Bulletin, I must award one warrior, the distinguished DONK award! This Weeks distinguished Donker is Donk Private Ryan for his formidable defence on the eastern Donk front!

That is all for now troops! Remember When in doubt! DONK it out!!
Donk Commander Don, Signing off.