Martini's and Goats Head Special TODAY!!!

(In a droning vooice) Welcome I AM THE Demon Lord Lucifer and Fallen Angel. Yes the one from the Book of Lies.Autographs are at 12 pm Hell timezone. Please enjoy your stay at my realm and let the cries of agony soothe you to sleep. Also remember to burn the Book of Lies and desecrate the virgin ♥♥♥♥♥ and yaddah yaddah yaddah, Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself or anyone in this room.