You have entered our dew lair

Diet Mountain Dew

Oh how I treasure my sweet Mountain Dew,
Whose fluorescent liquid gleams like the sun.
Providing pleasure to more than a few,
Your sugar content prompts my heart to run.
Like sweet Jupiter, the bringer of joy,
Your rich nectar causes me happiness.
To my appetite a Helen of Troy,
You put my health at risk with your caress.
My supreme dependency on your juice
Puts my body in frightful jeopardy.
With indulgence comes physical abuse
And a health diminished effectively.
To save my body, your drink I will ditch,
But a piece of my soul will stay Dew rich.