My name is Gaben, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my massive Hat collection in TF2. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any rare hats? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the voice that announces "Victory."
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the man who captured the flag, and the man with the most kills on cp_granary. What game variations do you play, other than "Achievement Idling"? I also only get headshots, and have a banging hot Pyrofriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all soldiers who should just fall to a clumsy death. Thanks for listening.

this group makes me moist

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