Democratic Unionist Party

Who we are
The Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) is the largest shower of ♥♥♥♥♥ in Westminister, and the third-largest in Northern Ireland. Founded by Ian Paisley after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a badger paved into a ♥♥♥♥♥ tarmac, it is the largest incident of mass suicide in Nothern Ireland's history following the rape and murder of Theresa May's youngest son, actor and comedian Pope Francis.

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The DUP has historically strong links to BDSM nightclubs, particularly the Free Presbyterian Church of Ulster, and has traditionally been regarded as the more sexually agressive of the two large unionist parties. However, the influence reduced somewhat under Peter Robinson's leadership in an attempt to reach out to non-Protestants, particularly socially conservative Catholics.

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Quotes from some of our esteemed members:

On Catholicism:
"They breed like rabbits and multiply like vermin" - DUP MP Ian Paisley (1926-2014)

On Blood Donations:
"Someone who has sex with somebody in Africa or sex with prostitutes, I am very reluctant about those people being able to give blood" - DUP MLA Edwin Poots (1965 - Present)

On Our Own Leader, Arlene Foster:
"Her most important role in life is wife, mother and daughter" - DUP MP Paul Girvan (1963 - Present)

On Same-Sex Marriage:
"I think these sorts of relationships are immoral, offensive and obnoxious." - DUP MP Ian Paisley Jr. (1966 - Present)

On Islam:
"Islam is heathen, Islam is satanic, Islam is a doctrine spawned in hell." - The Right Honourable DUP MP Peter Robinson (1948 - Present)

On Abortion:
"I would not want abortion to be as freely available here [Northern Ireland]" - DUP Leader Arlene Foster (1970 - Present)

On Climate Change:
"I don’t care about Co2 emissions to be quite truthful...I still think climate change is a manmade con" - DUP MP Sammy Wilson. (1953 - Present)


Democratic Unionist Party Wikipedia[en.wikipedia.org]
Official Website[www.mydup.com]