Greetings proletariats,

As we may have noticed, the last post was quite a while ago. You may be wondering the following: (1) Where has our fearless leader been?, or (2) What does the future of this group hold?, (3) What does the future of this country hold? You might even be asking: How can a loving god allow so much suffering? I do not have an answer to this question but I may shed some light on the rest.

1. I have been living in the Amazon rainforest among several tribes who have taught me to hunt, and gather. Unfortunately, they did not have wifi nor electricity.

2. This group is stronger than ever. Hopefully after all this time I can negotiate more fruit snacks during recess, but that is neither here nor there. We'll circle back.

3. I have no idea.

In conclusion, I appreciate the continued loyalty to the group and will be in touch.

In Addition: I am working on letting the tribe (that I lived with for years) let us use a portion of the rainforest for our next flashlight tag outing. If not, then maybe we'll go see Inside Out 2 (depends on if I can watch Inside Out 1 before then, because again I've been in the Amazon rainforest for the last few years with no exposure to society or media).