Fossil is actually really awful at civ

The people in this group are great people who love looking at the remnants of all the time people have killed this person, Happy the Fossil Protector. As you well know by his name and the fact we kill him so much. He is not is very good at his job. If i were the fossils i'd get a better bodyguard. Like Bruce Lee, or that one guy that stands on a street handing out free candy to little boys. Hes truly a nice person, especially when he gives them free rides in his van. Anyway, Happy, or Happy the Fossil Protector needs to fired A.S.A.P.