Go ahead, Make My day

- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket

- If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

- I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.

- If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

- It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it.

- If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't.

- Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

- Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.