OBEY THE CELERY. WORSHIP THE CELERY.

The true followers of Five are few and far between.



The Daleks and the Cybermen, pose no threat to us, cus if we find we're in a bind, we just make some sh** up.

Welcome to the first church of Five. AKA, Peter Davidson. AKA the only man to pull off a decorative vegetable. Please enjoy your stay in our church. All medical needs will be tended to you in Castrovalva.