DAVE BIGGS FANS

Many people who don't know Dave ask the question "but who is this david biggs guy, and why do you have his name tattood on your inner thigh?".

Well, sadly one can only experience the full david biggs experience™ by meeting him in real life. However, here are some reviews from his many fans:

'Contrary to popular media coverage, Dave has made incredible progress since its release 5,000 years ago, many patches have made the game more playable and I am currently reviewing the release with the 12.12 patch. Needless to say, despite 18 years of patches, the game is still barely playable and is starting to show it's... age.

Final word:
9.5/10 - It's okay'

'Dave is one of my least favourite games, I feel that his storyline has a lot of holes and his character is undeveloped to the point of silliness. His art style takes a lot to be desired and frankly he smells a little bit like oatmeal, not in the pleasant way but so much that people around him say "What is that? Can anyone else smell oatmeal?" 0/10.'

And how do his employers feel about him?
'Performance Appraisal for Mr. Biggs:
Such an employee demonstrates the importance of proper recruiting and he never appears stressed about his work. The quality of his work is well known. It is apparent that his worth to the company can only be imagined and the possibility of hiring more employees like him should be discussed immediately. Additionally, he makes decisions with minimal direction. For completeness I should mention that Mr. Biggs knows the value of office equipment. Any division would be lucky to get him to work for them. He does the kind of work you don't expect to see today and he has name recognition throughout the divisions. A thorough analysis of his performance will surprise you.'

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