Welcome to the Rainbow Factory

0. Rainbow Dash and Pinkamena Diane Pie is factory owners.
1. You must be able to fly at least 0 ft. off the ground.
2. You must be able to eat a raw chicken in whole.
3. You must agree to our safety contract, as we don't want to pay for the crap that you do.
4. Do NOT eat the cupcakes. Those are our rainbow fluid.
5. Hail to the king, baby.
6. There is no rule 6.
7. There is a rule 6.
8. Nopony is left in line.
9. Nobody is left in office.
10. If you have hooves, please defy logic to hold weaponry such as tasers.
11. If you cannot defy logic, we will teach you how to free of charge, courtesy of Pinkie Pie.
12. If you are a ♥♥♥♥, we prefer ♥♥♥♥♥. Sorry.
13. Rainbow Dash is best factory manager. No exceptions.
14. Rainbow Dash is best sofa.
15. Spike is best Rainbow Dash. No exceptions.
34. If it exists, there is a pony of it.
a. Please refrain from Scootabuse.
q. There are more rules than numbers in the universe.
e. Remember to wear the clan tag at all times and wave your e-peen around.
p. Sometimes you just need a little less pony.
1. If you break any of these rules, welcome! Enjoy your stay.

Remember to stay safe in the Rainbow Factory, we don't want that fanfic to become real, do we?