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The Teletubbies, a small family of forest elves, were born in 1993 to a single mother in a small home in Wimpstone, Warwickshire. Following the tragic death of their mother in the Wimpy mining accident of 1996, the four children were left orphaned. Isolated and unaware of governmental functions, the Teletubbies moved on, attempting to live life on their own. Distraught and alone, the group blew their mother's life savings on a series of unnecessary biological augmentations to implant television sets into their stomachs and antennas atop their heads. With money dwindling and the pressures of a second mortage, the Teletubbies knew they needed to find an income source, and fast.

In 1997, the group scored big when they contacted CBeebies of BBC with the concept for their new reality TV show. Given the extensive nature of their augmentations and relatable socioeconomic situation, CBeebies identified the potential for the wide viewership the Teletubbies could garner and comissioned a pilot episode. It was a huge success, and the Teletubbies' small, rural home in Wimpstone was soon broadcast across Britain.

Having become huge celebrities, the Teletubbies developed a distaste for their new life. Gone were the joys of childhood, the peace of the country. Their new lives involved the neverending chaos of camera crews, the watching eyes of the tabloids, and the extensive health ramifications of their radical surgeries. Their lives spiraled out of control. They transitioned from prescription medications to recreational drug use, often involving powerful hallucinogens. Their work became bizarre, and the Teletubbies themselves became impossible to work with; something had to give.

Rosemary Harding, the individual appointed as head caretaker for the Teletubbies, developed a hatred for them. Given the Teletubbies' ever growing arrogant attitudes and horribly racism humor, she ultimately reached her threshold. On February 17th, at 4:14 am, Rosemary flooded the Teletubby estate. By the time the Teletubbies had awoken, it was already too late. Due to their weight of physical augmentations, the elves were rendered unable to swim and were consequently anchored to the floor.

The tragedy was discovery early that morning at about 6:30 am, when a cosmetologist arrived at the house to prep the team's make-up for the upcoming recording. Upon being informed, the BBC abruptly cancelled the Teletubbies TV show. They reported that viewership had dropped and, therefore, financial factors made the show unreasonable to continue. Few asked questions, and the Teletubbies began to fade into obscurity.

In a review of files on October 12th, 2016, the nature of the BBC murder coverup was unearthed and charges have were pressed against those involved. The BBC is currently involved in a multi-million dollar lawsuit regarding its connection. They commented on the situation, saying,

Originally posted by BBC:

We did not intentionally cover up unfortunate crime that befell the Teletubbies. However, our network made the decision to protect the many children who fell in love with the Teletubbies, opting to no longer broadcast Teletubby related content, including the tragedy.