We Hug the D of Every Map in Every Way Possible

Hug it. Hug it like no tomorrow. Like the Hugs. Share the Hugs. Favorite the Hugs. Hug it like it was your little *****. And Hug it even more after! WE ARE THE D-HUGGERS!

Rules:
1) Hug the Door.
2) Screw the Teammates
3) Ignore the Zombies
4) Proceed to Make the Game as Bad as You Can, while Door Hugging.
5) Shoot Only to Save Your Own Skin and Maybe Some of Your Fellow Door Huggers.
6) In Connection to 5, Only the Lucky Fellow Door Hugger Should Live. Screw the Rest.
7) You MUST be a Fast Bunny Hopper.
8) You MUST use the reason of 'trigerring' the door to Door Hug (even if you don't really know how to trigger).