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10 year old little asian #single: can u hit me up
10 year old little asian #single: ?
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault is now Online.
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: yes
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: all the way
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault is now Online.
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: now i have 2 gf's
10 year old little asian #single: UR CHEATING ON ME D:
10 year old little asian #single: HOW COULD U
10 year old little asian #single has changed their name to 10 year old little asian#Suicide.
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: hahaha
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: who said it was you i was cheating on?
10 year old little asian#Suicide: HMMMM
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: it may have been someone else i was chesting on for you
10 year old little asian#Suicide has changed their name to 10year old little asian#LoveLife.
10year old little asian#LoveLife has changed their name to 10year old little asian#Taken.
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: i dont like to call it kidnap, maybe suprise adoption
10year old little asian#Taken: dont worry u can tie me up as much as u want ;)
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: ;D
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: ill get the rope now
10year old little asian#Taken: IM READY FOR IT DADDY
11 and single hit me up, D-Fault: im sweatier than rolf haris in a kindergarden

D-Fault: hey
Neon: hi
D-Fault: im still face palming after you pretended to be sdogga man
Neon: :P
D-Fault: but i was using the direct hit all today and got like 4 kills, i know way to good, i was just trying to get all the members to agree that i should be the romer for the group
Neon: i agree and i should be full time engi
D-Fault: na, dev need his pocket sniper man
D-Fault: we cant win without
Neon: classic sniper pocket to strong
D-Fault: yep, gging all the games with those headshots
Neon: yer all those 360 no scopes
D-Fault: yea, all cod players would be proud
Neon: all those cod players shotting the windows :
Neon: shooting*
D-Fault: hahaha, true
D-Fault: i have yet to get a wall bang D:
Neon: 360 no scope wallbang cross map
D-Fault: i can dream D:
Neon: untill dream comes along and destroys ur dream
D-Fault: D:
Neon: for he is the one and only DREAM DESTROYER
D-Fault: what happens when its a wet dream? im confused about this one
Neon: he comes in and destroys u
Neon: u wake up in the morning with a painfull ass
D-Fault: wow, well time to buy a chastety belt
Neon: that won't stop him
Neon: he has level 100 lockpicking
D-Fault: ♥♥♥♥.....

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NEW CHAT THIS TIME WITHOUT D-FAULT

1 February, 2016 - Boyray | 0 Comments

fluze: help
Neon: wat
fluze: youre a hit with the ladies
Neon: ok
fluze is now Online.
Neon: is that it
Neon: ?
fluze: i got an offer
Neon: y do u need help
Neon: ?
fluze: for my smoking law
fluze: whats sexier
fluze: that hat
fluze: or an arcana softcap
fluze: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at soldier but i need as much women as possible
Neon: hmmm
Neon: arcana is a better efffect but law is better hat
Neon: hmmm
fluze: preferably euro
Neon: hmmm
fluze: pls sex god
Neon: hmmm
Neon: i think u should trade me ur law for a gibus
Neon: best hat for the sex
fluze: o
fluze: WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT
Neon: hmmm
Neon: well
Neon: idk about the actuall offer
Neon: its a question of better hat or better effect
fluze: its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough aye
fluze: i like law but arcana makes me the sexiest in any jump server
fluze: and john cena loadouts
fluze: and john cena is basically life
fluze: so
Neon: hmmm
Neon: well wat is worth more?
Neon: or are they roughly equal
Neon: ?
fluze: ya
fluze: law is 95 and duped
fluze: but strange as well
Neon: hmmm
Neon: well duped is a downside
fluze: and the arcana is so clean and so rare 0 exist on bp.tf
Neon: yer
fluze: idk how that works
Neon: im starting to lean to the arcana
fluze: 0 exist
Neon: but idk
fluze: if i say john cena again would it help?
fluze: JAAAWHHN CEEENNAAAAAA
Neon: Ill i see is- If i say again would it help?
Neon: wat are u trying to say
Neon: cause i cant see it
fluze: wot
fluze: o
fluze: my
fluze: god
fluze: i love you
fluze: dude hat is glitched
Neon: ok?
fluze: every time i wear i go invis on a server
fluze: and i still get frags
fluze: win world title
Neon: yer
fluze: #1 kick out @ 2
Neon: yer im diffently thinking the softcap now
Neon: :D
fluze: sick
fluze: but if i do john cena
fluze: that means i have to name rl
fluze: the attitude adjustment
fluze: and that sounds expensive
Neon: yer
fluze: this will make d-fault jealous though
fluze: which is always a positive outcome
Neon: true

NEW CHAT

30 January, 2016 - Boyray | 0 Comments

Neon: by the way how are u going to feel with me getting a sunbeams ze goggles
BAZZA!!!!: ill kill you in your sleep
Neon: well i better put a lock on my door then
Neon: at least ur not dream with level 100 lockpicky
Neon: ing
BAZZA!!!!: i have level 200
BAZZA!!!!: you cant escape
Neon: OH FCK
Neon: UM
Neon: I KNOW
Neon: ILL SET A TRAP
BAZZA!!!!: im made of steel
Neon: A net can still stop u
BAZZA!!!!: im on fire
BAZZA!!!!: ill burn it
Neon: A WATER NET
BAZZA!!!!: ill turn it to mist
BAZZA!!!!: and then kill you
Neon: UM
Neon: WELL FCK
Neon: I KNOW
Neon: I WILL COVER THE FLOOR IN LEGO
Neon: HAH
Neon: i win
BAZZA!!!!: dear god
BAZZA!!!!: no
BAZZA!!!!: how could you do something that evil
Neon: for my own safety
Neon: u mean
Neon: u said u would kill me
BAZZA!!!!: and i still will
BAZZA!!!!: the lego wont slow me down
BAZZA!!!!: im made of steel
Neon: ok then
Neon: hmmm
Neon: well im fcked
Neon: just as much as ur ass with dream
BAZZA!!!!: i dont care, youll be dead and ill skull ♥♥♥♥ you
Neon: oh god
Neon: But this is all ur dream
Neon: and u know what that means
Neon: UR DREAM WILL BE DESTROYED BY DREAM AND I SHALL LIVE
BAZZA!!!!: ILL SKULL ♥♥♥♥ YOU AS I DIE
Neon: well ok
Neon: u know that we are really fcked people
Neon: should i add dream to the chat aswell?
Neon: before we continue
Neon: ?
BAZZA!!!!: NA
Neon: ok then
Neon: well i mean he does need to know about when and how he is going to destroy u
BAZZA!!!!: no
BAZZA!!!!: ill skull ♥♥♥♥ you
Neon: as he destroys u?
BAZZA!!!!: ok im fine with that
BAZZA!!!!: as long as you die for having a medic unusual