More Cows = More Happyness

Greetings everyone! Today I am here to talk to you about my new enterprise 'Cow Co.' I am the soul owner, no matter what anyone else says.
The motto here at Cow Co. is 'More Cows = More Happiness.'
At Cow Co. we strive to make the world a better place by creating and endless supply of lovely Cows made from 100%, Grade A human. The human used is organically sourced either from willing sacrifice, or a body that we find lying around.
I am the CEO and owner of Cow Co; Cabone is the head of 'Human resources' (Making him the Co-Owner). Quick is the owner of our rival company 'Melons Co.' which Quick himself will not tell you more about.
If you wish to join Cow Co. please feel free to! We accept everyone.
Yours sincerely, Sir. Frezzy, Cabone.