The Cory Cult

We are the cory cult. Our leader "Cory in the house (a.k.a "Cory Cult Leader")"
is the one and only god, he was born from a virgin mother and concieved through the universe. This religion was created by a person sticking their hand up cory's ass in a porta-loo.

Ten Cory Commandments:

1. Protect Cory
2. Believe in Cory
3. Dont kill Cory
4. Dont kill a believer of Cory
5. Kick/Kill all un-believers
6. Spread the word of "Cory"
7. Listen to the word of "Cory"
8. Don't dog cory
9. Cory is the only god to make a sex tape WATCH IT!

8 Beatitudes of Cory:

1. Blessed are the poor in cory, for theirs is the kingdom of cory
2. Blessed are they who mourn cory, for they will be comforted.
3. Blessed are the meek cory believers, for they will inherit the land.
4. Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be satisfied.
5. Blessed are the unmerciful, for they will be shown mercy of cory.
6. Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God "Cory".
7. Blessed are the warmongers, for they will be called children of Cory.
8. Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of cory, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Prayers to Cory:

Lord's Prayer:

Our Cory who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name Cory. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven of Cory. Give us this day our daily episode of Cory in the house, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen

Holy Cory Prayer:

Blessed is he who follows Cory, for his penis shall grow a further 2
Inches.

Cory's Wikipedia Page[en.wikipedia.org]