Con D. Oriano

Con D. Oriano Facts in real-life :

1 - One day Condoriano did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

2 - When Condoriano goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

3 - One day Condoriano passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Condoriano charged the police.

4 - Condoriano helped the nurses when he was born.

5 - Condoriano never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

*When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Condoriano.

6- Oxygen needs Condoriano to survive.

7 - It is impossible for Condoriano to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Condoriano.

8 - In school, teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Condoriano.

9 - One day Condoriano missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

10 - One day Condoriano arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

11- One day Condoriano taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt.

12- Condoriano can kill two stones with one bird.

13- Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears a Condoriano pyjama.

14- Condoriano doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.