Legendary team Cloud3², losing championships and underperforming since at least 1850

Hey guys its us Cloud3² and we're here to lose another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ championship for you guys! We train every day by eating copious amounts of fast food and blaming any european for our problems, we've come a long way really. Remember to worship GFuel every day or Valve will slay your family, GFuel is everything. Here is our current competitive roster, we think you'll find it extremely solid.

Russian Mail Order Bride Collector - ✪ s0mething
Gaming Chair Enthusiast - ✪ Iutamitac
Jewish Puppy Mill Owner - ✪ Shrewd
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - ✪ Stewie3k
"Daddy Cool" - ✪ Skadongle

Those are our main filled positions and here are our reserves:

GFuel Drinker - Everyone (That includes you, little one ;))

See you in-game son!