I am your new Prophet and 90% of your profit will be given directly to me (through PayPal).

Are you bored of having "actual gods" that have a "following?" Well, here is your chance to waste your money and claim that I, Not Chowder, am a God among men. THE MESSIAH!

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♥♥♥♥ and the Thing About Donations

3 December, 2013 - gamerat | 0 Comments

Firstly, my ♥♥♥♥ has turned a very happy looking purple. Now on a less improtant note, Donations have not been seen in a long time. Mr. Magoo was the last one to donate. He is only one going to Heaven right now. You guys have to hurry up, or else you'll spend all eternity in Hell.
Do you really want to be punished forever for something you DIDN'T do for just 80 years? No, You don't. I made the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choice for you. Now get wit the moni guis.

Not Chowder Revelations

16 November, 2013 - gamerat | 0 Comments

MORE HOLY BOOK!

Not Chowder 1: 1[/b]

In the Kingdom of Devolution, Not Chowder was born, or more like he was farted out of his Dad’s anus. Everyone saw this as a miracle, considering his dad had very bad gas. Once he learned to walk, everyone knew he was a God. His dad took him all over the Kingdom, until he came upon a queer looking fella. When our God’s dad saw this man, he told him to take care of his son, because he was very poor. The queer said that he would do it, but only if he could take him to the King. The dad agreed and Not Chowder went off to the King.
Not Chowder 1: 2[/b]
Not Chowder was brought up onto the King. The King told him that he was a God. Considering Not Chowder was only 2 years-old at the time, he really didn’t understand this at all. All of a sudden, Not Chowder became 70 years-old. He grew a wicked sick white beard, and started talking exactly like Morgan Freeman. He killed everyone in the Kingdom except his father. His father said some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like “Those were all people with lives, and families.” Not Chowder then HAD to kill his dad.
Not Chowder 1: 3[/b]
After everyone died, Not Chowder had to destroy the entire Universe to make it start over. He forgot to create a new Universe when he destroyed it, and just made fart noises. At one time, Not Chowder remembered all of the things he had done. He remembered his father the most. He swore his father was a better man than he remembered. He sat there and silence, and proceeded to make all life a bit later. anal rape is the best and he fly through sapce like ♥♥♥♥ butss

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