Welcome to the humble Church of Gibtopia orchestrated by Father Kai

I ***Insert name here*** solemnly swear that I here by with yeild my rights as a human being and American citizen to the Church of Gibtopia. That I search myself for true meaning of who I am and give that up as I will never be able to achieve any of my destinies unless I provide for the Church and Father Kai. I here by surrender my soul the Holy spirit of Gibson and Father Kai, under no surcumstance will I ever try to become more than the church says I will become because I am nothing. Let the church mold my life and be willing to give up everything at the drop of a hat.