Crackles will be done

Welcome to the home page of the Church of Crackle and latter day saints. In crackle we trust.

Have a look through our doctrine and feel free to ask how to join, any of our apostles shall share the word and will of Crackle with anyone and everyone looking to join our community and religion. We do have a few rules that need be followed to remain a part of our group but also offer benifits to any who are part of it. the doctrine is as follows

In the begining there was Crackle, the Bedazzled dragon and saviour of all. In all his greatness the devine dragon created the heavens and earth for all to share and be part of, he then created the mystical brew known as kool-aid, but saw that there were none to consume this brew and said, let there be a creature to consume the drink, and it was so. The first humans were created and tasted of the drink and said, "this is good" the first and wisest words spoken by man. The mystical dragon and saviour of all then spent the next year creating various animals and plants to sustain the human race as they consumed more kool-aid than the dragon could create to sustain his race. he then gave them the knowladge needed to craft this divine beverage to man who then continued to create kool-aid in their own image, and it was good. The dragon looked over his world and all was settled, then after much thought and meditation started to question its own existance in which even his own mind consumed its self, the mystical and now mentally disabled dragon and saviour of all now watches over the earth and defends it, allowing us to marvel in its only last creations given to man, jewels. which are and allways will remain absolout evidence of the existance of a omnipotent, bedazzled sky dragon with special needs who will remain our lord and saviour. - Translated from anchient dragon by the nearest kindergartner high on acid.

Always remember who made a random noise for your sins, and never forget

The rules of following the religion are as follows.
-Thou shant refer to our lord as mentally disabled, only refer to our lord as "special"
-Thou shant consume any pork on opposite day
-Thou shant allow the marrige of fridges with same sex appliances, all other marriges are permitted
-Thou shall abide by the laws of stare and government, unless such laws are stupid and not thought through
-Thou shall not pray to our lord as he is special and cant grant any needs, be they spiritual or physical
-Thou shall fullfill the will of our lord Crackle as it is given to all through the Prophet and the apostles

Current Prophet: Prophet Screwball and juice

Apostles of the order are as follow
FlutterShyMLSP
Screwball
Fluttershy