This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE AWESOMENESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Sunglasses....
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are gay.

(Chorus 1)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of magic
And the science gets done and you get new sunglasses
For the people who are still fly.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and stole my sunglasses.
And tore them to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so fly, not you

(Chorus 2)
Now these points of cool make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm glad they got burned think of HOW I WILL KILL YOU
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside with sunglasses
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE. (no sunglasses)
Anyway, these new shades is great:
They're so delicious and moist.


(best song parody of sunglasses + portal)


Still fly
Still fly