You will make me beautiful Nike shoes.

Rules:

1. No running away
2. Your money is my money
3. The Nike logo is your new god, and I am the prophet
4. You work from 6am to 10pm everyday
5. If you are sick, wear a mask.
6. Wear a mask anyway.
7. Malaria is no excuse.
8. Neither is aids
9. Do not question why the sweatshop is located in Uganda
10. If the local warlord pays us a visit and asks for a tribute, there are knives on the wall that you may use to fight over who that may be.
11. Do not attempt to use the knives on the guards. Guns > Knives.
12. If I see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Adidas logo I will gut each and every one of you and replace you with African Children who can appreciate the opportunity I am giving them.
13. Sex in the workplace is OK as long as you jizz into the white dye buckets.
14. Same with periods, but with the red dye buckets.
15. There is a bucket of salt in the corner of the shop that you can use to sterilize any wounds.
16. No bleeding on the shoes, with the exception being if they are dark red.
17. If you run out of white dye, circle jerk around the dye container.
18. If you run out of red dye, circle cut around the dye container.
19. If you run out of glue, a mixture of semen, piss, and tears makes a good substitute.