WE LIKE ABUSING CHAIRS

Abuse
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who treats chairs like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.
Go out with my ex-chair. Then you'll know an abuser.

Abuse
an destructive act towards someone that can cause mental and/or physical damage
Most abuse can leave a chair feeling vulnerable.